Am I the only person in the world who gets ordered around by a dog? This is Tache queen of the house. Her name is just a fancy French way of saying spot but it suits her. She’s really good when I’m working at my computer but as soon as my fingers leave the keys she’s there with her nose under my hand demanding I do whatever chore she requires of me. I talk to her as if she were a human complaining constantly. One of these days she is going to answer me and I’ll be ready for the funny farm.